Originally Posted by
mikeef
A couple of possibilities:
1) "I'm sorry, I'm a vampire and the direct sunlight could cause me to burst into flames."
2) "I don't want to have red-eye in the surveillance photos."
3) "The CIA has implanted a chip in my brain and removal of the sunglasses allows them to track me."
4) "I don't speak English."
Mike
Thanks, but honestly, I think I will use, "Pi$$ off!"