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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 10:19 am
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Originally Posted by PTravel
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When I wear sunglasses indoors, it's because I have a migraine and I'm sensitive to light. If someone asked me to take them off, I know what I would say (it's a TOS violation to post it).
A couple of possibilities:

1) "I'm sorry, I'm a vampire and the direct sunlight could cause me to burst into flames."

2) "I don't want to have red-eye in the surveillance photos."

3) "The CIA has implanted a chip in my brain and removal of the sunglasses allows them to track me."

4) "I don't speak English."

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