Why I hate Rick Steves: Platitudes

...' and so, we say farewell to the Vatican...blah blah blah'...

...'you can take the funicular to the top ...'...

...we had a four-course dinner with a glass of red wine for just $25'...

...'you'll find it easier if you learn a few words of (...take your pick) French, Polish, Slovenian, Lithuanian, Latvian, Hungarian, Finnish, Urdu, Latin, Sicilian, Sardinian...'