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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 6:09 pm
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Originally Posted by PhlyingRPh
Does the TSA have a Tuition Reimbursement program? Because if they do, I think WE might have paid for her education. Sad, isn't it?
Maybe it's time to open a diploma mill for TSA employees? Might help recoup some of those tax losses and continue to give many TSA employees that sense of self-importance. @:-)

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