Memo did not get to LIT yet. It's a small airport, all gates accessed through two security lines. This morning at 5 am, at each magnetometer a TSOid stationed (happened to be two young women of similar build and lung capacity), screaming inane instructions about liquids, shoes, jackets, BP's, electronic devices, and whatever other silly thing popped in their two empty heads. Evidence that the screaming had any positive effect on efficiency of moving passengers through security: ZERO.

Stop shouting, LIT.