I've got to add that while the scents may be intoxicating, the hair conditioner does not condition and the hand lotion does not provide lasting skin hydration. Using these products during the dry winters is particularly unsatisfying. I'd prefer to have products which actually work, thank you. (I'll never understand how a clear hair conditioner could ever be expected to condition.)
Regrettably I'll have to agree with you - the scents are unique and interesting, but the actual product quality is poor. The lotion does indeed not moisturize, and the bath gel leaves the skin dry. I wish they'd improve the quality of the products. Otherwise, give us good-quality toiletries that actually perform (like L'Occitane, Aesop and Ren), plus a small bottle of the BM fragrance.