I am a bit of a minimalist, and maybe i just don't care most of the time. I have noticed on my last SEA-ORD there was no water waiting for me ... otherwise, besides the lack of annoying MVPG recognition as of late, the product is the same.

However,

I listened to one of my wife's annoying Fergie songs this afternoon, and it had a line in the chorus that said: "first class Up in the sky, Poppin' champagne, Livin' my life"

And while i am questioning why Fergie isn't just chartering private jets, I just have one additional question: does AS have champagne available in F? Will they pop the champagne while i am in first class, preferably "up in the sky"?