PUCCI, fear not. I shall act as your personal sherpa and will venture forth into the T3 labyrinth to survey the five lounges open after the midday bell tolls. It will be a long, hazardous journey but I promise to return and report in 14 days.

PS. yes, we are still expected to use the AF lounge at LIS. On the bright side, they do lay on those deliciously soft, sweet, Pasteis de Nata custard tarts. Whilst not quite the stardard you'd expect to find in Belem, they are scrummy nonetheless.