ROTFLMAO!

I'm getting me a cheese wheel. Here's the details of "my itinerary."


Please confirm your flight at least 128 hours prior to scheduled departure.
1-Jan

Valsetz, OR
Depart 10:37:37 PM
Terminal 7 to McPherson, KS
Arrive 1:01:26 AM
Terminal 16 444 mi (710 km)
Duration: 2hr 24mn
Flight: 817

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Economy/Bench Class, 37% on time


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McPherson, KS
Depart 2:45:25 AM
Terminal 4 to Bunkerhill, FL
Arrive 10:22:17 AM
Terminal 9 240 mi (384 km)
Duration: 8hr 23mn
Flight: 554

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Economy/Bench Class, 20% on time


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Bunkerhill, FL
Depart 3:52:24 AM
Terminal 12 to Storm Lake, IA
Arrive 12:53:51 PM
Terminal 27 768 mi (1,229 km)
Duration: 9hr 1mn
Flight: 164

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Economy/Bench Class, 34% on time


I love the trip durations.

[This message has been edited by kef0913 (edited Dec 26, 2003).]