A friend of mine had a provision in his divorce settlement that he had to provide his spouse so many miles per year for her use. Some thing like 125K for a period of like 5 years.

Oh, and a joke I just heard, A man tells his friend, "I think my wife died, the sex is the same, but the dishes are really piling up in the sink."

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dallasflyer, Let's put the fun back in FlyerTalk!