Clip fingernails
Open window shades during movies
Recline my seat
Kick seat in front of me
Pass gas
Play Its my armrest
Open air vent and point it down the neck of person in front of me if they recline
Drink all the free drinks I can
Watch movies /play video games sans headphones
Apply clear fingernail polish
Hit head for a number 2
Grab seatback in front of me to wake up person in front
Read seatmates documents they are working on
Watch seatmates movies, ask to borrow their headphones
Trade seats with the aisle guy
Con the sky waitress out of free drinks
Hit on hot person next to me
Make sales calls on my phone right before door closes real loud
Invoke a general DYKWIA attitude as people walk past me in first
