Mr P1 is the best beef in the world. Oh wait, that's beefcake.
As for the mooing kind- Ohmi Wagyu. Only had it once, but it even beat out Kobe.
Beer fed and massaged, I am also envious of its lifestyle.
As for how long to cook it- just tell my steak "see that? It is fire. Take a good look but don't get too close, it can hurt you."