Oh Yeah??

"Oh Pucci my feet are all wet from the floor. Look my socks are soaking!"

Caring as always I put what was left of your socks put them in the bin to which the health people would have consigned them years ago and brought your the pair of Him Indoor's socks that I keep with me for crew rest as they keep my toesies warm and snug. You had by this time asked the First Class Purser to bathe your feet whilst you drank Champagne - coming from CAI this was quite understandable. As usual we obeyed your every wish - and now you throw some foot bath in a hotel in my face? I suppose your response would be that if it were CX they would have bathed you all over!

Serves you right for taking your shoes off is what I should have said!

Men!