Originally Posted by
Embuexpat
Given Hiddy's penchant for fishing (no idea what he catches down there) I was going to rise to the bait: but won't, and simply recommend Uruguay as a civilised, crime-free destination on the preferred side of the Rio Plato. Home to the best beef and the amazing Tannat wines (normally used only for Madiran in France but trasported here to wondrous effect).
^ ^ ^ Uruguay is fab! Best country in South America IMO.