From the Head in the Azz Press:

Behind closed doors, on a slow Friday afternoon at the DL HQ (the version of the W.H.) in ATL. The president aka CEO sign the "Change Bill" regarding to the value of DL/NW Elites.

At first the person in charge of the FFP agreed on having a TV pool news reporter. However, a few decisions later it was decided not to have a reporter to record the 'important news' of change in the FFP. It is reported that every DL/NW flyer is really excited of the 'Change' and 'Hope' for more.



There is some additional sources reporting there is a new 'Bill' called "Yes We Can", in the works. This Bill will affect all DL and NW Plats, in which DL can and will put PLATS in middle seats while sitting in coach.


-BondAir007

(All the info is not true. Bottom line, I am not too happy. But I am trying to have some fun with this.)