Wow. Suck on some more lemons there, buddy.

That said, I do appreciate having my name bolded...twice at that! Makes me feel special.

I suppose it's a true feat that hotel management has somehow figured a way to train the mosquitoes on the island specifically to target their resort only. Pretty impressive, wouldn't you say?

Again, I'll say mention that mosquitoes are attracted to water...so most islands in Thailand suffer from this problem.

To each their own...and then there's those that are impossible to please.