im using this now too...
Dear Hilton,
Upon my arrival, you said welcome back Mr. X. I expect to you say welcome back Mr. X, Your majesty.
I like to point out the following:
1. The carpet in the my room did not have enough bounce to the ounce.
2. I would like to point out the ice machine only dispensed 23 ice cubes with each push. In other places, I usually get 25.
3. The light on my desk was 65W. I prefer a soft 75W.
Due to these major setbacks, I expect you to provide me with Diamond status and 300k points.
You really got 100k in one year..damn you complain too much!!!