And I just get my simple name massacred when I'm in domestic F (providing a FA bothers to ask about my meal preference, maybe 50% of the time) or international C.
I have never been addressed by name in E on UA.
and mine gets butchered as well (unless you're italian

) which is another reason why i ask to be called by my first name
now the scary part is that on occasion i will board a ua flight and hear "hi goalie" and expecting to see a friend when i turn around, it's one of the f/a's asking "did you bring them"