100 Reasons why United should go out of business...

2. Number of Express flights almost as high as mainline flights, which are disappearing fast.
3. Average time between ORD and LGA/EWR is closing in on 4 hours.
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5. The probability of your checked luggage arriving with you at your destination is only slightly higher than that of you arriving on time at your destination, and both of them combined is less than 1 on any given direct flight. On flights with connections, the combined total drops to less than 0.5.
6. The rats in the RCC at IAD get to the food before the passengers do.
7. The dragon ladies in the IAD RCC are the only things the rats are afraid of.