Anfield: Why is Fast Track always shoes off.
Goon: It always will be.
Anfield: It's not really Fast Track then it is?
Goon: No, that's right.
Anfield: Thanks for confirming.

So, if I wanted to carry something particularly naughty in my shoes (apart from my fungus-infected crusty big toenails), I would never voluntarily go through Fast Track. Does this "routine" not play into the hands of the baddies?

I know I should have asked why, but I was more interested in getting to the lounge. So does anyone know?