Originally Posted by
pigbill
Anyone have any suggestions for cheap swill that I can buy as gifts when I really don't want to give one, or I really don't even care if the person is alive or dead. My budget is sub-$5 - preferably sub $3. If I wanted to spend more, it would be on me.

Two-Buck Chuck?
Never had it myself, but it can't be too bad, since Teh Intarwebs is full of people claiming just how delicious and how much of a great value it is.
Unless millions of people like the taste of turpentine (which I'd believe)...