Last night I had to attend one of those "have to" parties. It was with people I don't like but the wife made me go

Being the ever so nice guest I brought them wine. WalMart wine to be exact. I took both a white and a red. We opened the white - what crap. Who knew that the low cost persona of WalMart carried over into their wine.

I paid $2.97 for that bottle, it could have at least not tasted like turpentine.

Anyone have any suggestions for cheap swill that I can buy as gifts when I really don't want to give one, or I really don't even care if the person is alive or dead. My budget is sub-$5 - preferably sub $3. If I wanted to spend more, it would be on me.