Originally Posted by
HIDDY
There was a overweight Italian on my last AZ flight snoring his head off but it didn't last long. His wife gave him a good dig in the ribs and told him to shuta the *ucka up. ^
All men snore, and not one of them will admit to it and I bet that all of of you my darling dashing handsome Mike Turnbull included!
There are three ways to stop this. Use the noise cancelling headphones that we give or grab by the testicles. Clearly we crew are not about to do that but wives can. (I do know some crew who might love to but even tbhey want to keep their jobs). The last is to have an @accident@ withb cold water in the same location. Shuts 'em up!
(Do not try this at home, Children!)