Okay, I think we all agree Alma Jean is the queen of flatulence.
In an attempt to lower the boards standards another notch, I was just forwarded a thread on a British mountain biker's message board from a couple of years ago.... I'll post a few highlights:

Picolax - anyone had it? What to expect? (Toilet content)
Author: makecoldplayhistory
Date: 18/07/07 00:42
On Thurs some Docs are looking at my insides from the wrong end if you know what I mean...
I've got to take two laxative potions; one at 0800 and one at 2000 tomorrow, but I've got an offer to go riding on Dartmoor. Will I s***t my brains out in the morning and then be fine for the day, or do I need to stay within sprinting distance of a loo?

Re: Picolax - anyone had it? What to expect? (Toilet content)
Author: Agency_Scum
Date: 18/07/07 00:48
DO NOT GO!!!!!!!!!!!
Picolax is the pimp daddy of laxatives and you better be sitting ON the toilet when you take them. Have plenty of moiturised bog roll standing by.

Re: Picolax - anyone had it? What to expect? (Toilet content)
Author: blu-tone
Date: 18/07/07 07:47
Picolax turned my bum from it's usual semi-dormant state:
a bit like Vesuvius; an impresssive and majestic sight with occasional noxious wiffs, regular minor expulsions of dangerous matter and a very rare display of awesome ferocity worthy of international news into: a portal from another collapsing largely aqeous universe via which all compressed matter emerged at trans light speeds, expanding exponentially as it emerges from the "wormhole". If you think the widespread deluges of precipitation experienced this "summer" in any way approach "Biblical Proportions", then rest assured by 09:00 tomorrow you will have ample personal evidence to entirely revise your delusion.
I will add three pieces of advice, two very useful, the other certainly very serious.
1] Wear tracksuit bottoms or other baggy style garment with elasticated waist, this might give you an outside chance.
PLEASE READ THE NEXT ITEM VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE TAKING "AGENT" PICOLAX
2] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER,
REPEAT
2] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER
3] Have a TRUSTED friend verify your reading of the details in ITEM 2
WCA, If you are looking for an INTERESTING thread tomorrow then I'll try to explain from personal experience why ITEM 2 above is so vital.
To those about to take Picolax, we salute you . . . (TBC) . . .

So, let me know if I should continue to post the experience of Blu-tone with his date with "Agent Picolax" It is a bit long-winded. (pun intended)