You Know You Are In The MFN When...
- You look up at the night sky, and you realize you haven't seen this many stars since your school field trip to the planetarium.
- It is 10 PM, you are hungry, the hotel restaurant and room service are both closed, and there are also no fast food outlets, no Denny's, no Waffle Houses, nor even 7-11 rotating hot dogs, there's absolutely nothing to eat available anywhere within miles of the hotel.
- There is no cell phone reception.
- You get out of your car, it is quiet, and you suddenly realize it's been a long time since you experienced quiet.
- Only AM radio works, and then only at night, and the only station is airing Coast to Coast AM With Art Bell.
- The motel front desk clerk calls you right after check-in to exclaim that she's never before had a guest from as far away as the address on your driver's license.