Introducing Frequent Flyer Anonymous
Are you obsessed with frequent flyer programs? Are they consuming your life? Below are 10 signs that you may have an addiction, and our new program may be able to help.
10 Signs:
1. Are you a member in every possible frequent flyer program?
2. Do you get the sweats and does your heart rate increase when you notice miles from a recent trip haven't posted to your account?
3. Do you get excited to compare your status with others, while in Hotel lounges?
4. Do you have color coded files, neatly organized, at home for all the programs your a part of?
5. Do you plan flights on carriers that have mileage promotions and that is not the most convenient or cost effective route?
6. When it comes time to get your preffered status renewed, do you get nervous that it ma not go through?
7. Is your preffered status title more meaningful to you than your job title?
8. Does every single one of your co-workers, friends, and family members know that you are top-tiered status on a any given airline?
9. Is us mail, that you receive, from airlines the very first that you open and read, even the small print?
and # 10,
10. The moment you receive your personalized luggage tags, denoting your preferred status, do you run straight to your luggage and attach them??
If you've YES to any of these questions, our group can help. Call us at 555-555-1212. We'll help you beat the addiction. At your first meeting, we will burn recent mileage statements.