I have this fantasy.

100 Club Members, one with a high quality video camera in the PHL Club, All in Business Attire. Each one buys a bottle of water and the camera man yells "ACTION" and the 99 others chant

"Hey Hey Ho HO! Doug Parker has got to go, now watch the water flow" and they proceed to empty the contents all over the place.

The video is posted within minutes on You Tube and the sent to all of the major media outlets under the title "When Business Men Go Bad"

Wouldn't you just LOVE to see Michele Mohr and Elise try to spin that?????