<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by UAL_Rulez:
More stuff for the pre-takeoff pax briefing:
"Welcome aboard TED. Use of KneeDefender(tm) devices on this aircraft is prohibiTED. Anyone caught using one will be busTED and if you are caught a second time you may be arresTED." 
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and the third time? DecapitaTED?