[QUOTE=Phil the Flyer;10713790]Ladies, as much as I'm sure you're a broad-minded, fun-loving pair, don't you find a certain inconsistency in the above two statements?

No Phil, if a passenger puts on a display like that covered by white silky fabric who are we to deny him an audience? It was hilarious when our CSD came back in to the galley and said "Ooo, talk about snakes on a plane!" We could barely serve for laughing, we couldn't look at each other. You've got to love this job!

We never said we were saints or angels (God forbid!) we just don't want to see juicy, cringey full blown porn while we serve the cabin. And always, when it's happened in the past with magazines, the person responsible knows exactly how we feel and smirks their way brazenly through embarrassing us. We're no prudes, we lived in Amsterdam for long enough, but we have to think of where this stuff is being viewed, with ladies and families passing the seat of the offender. Plus it's a seat back display, there would be fights and arguments if the person beside took umbridge.

It wouldn't be a regular occurrence, but we tell you, it would happen and we'd like to prevent that temptation. What do cyber cafes do about this? They can't have people watching that type of thing?

Macabus's rap is a work of genius! hahahaha!

"All my homies on the BA crew, dissin' the porn like they never screw.

Everybody jumpin' to the voodoo censor, kickin' it wicked so they won't see no Pez dispenser.

Me and my Mob wanna chillax on the plane, peepin' some erotica and stretchin' the main vein.

But those BA gangstas wanna crimp our style, sayin' anything without clothes is dirty and vile."

Please please give us permission to use that in the next Airportal, we'll adapt it for our friends at Qantas, they will love it! You may have missed your calling!

As ever people, entertaining and highly amusing forum.

xxxx