Sorry, Dean.

Fresh gloves are hereby required for each search--fresh out of the box. [Let's pretend] a Federal judge has so ruled. [Oh, heck, let's go hogwild and pretend that Kip recognizes the validity of the argument that any sort of contamination could be passed along to pax under current unsanitary procedures and directs TSO's to put on fresh out-of-the-box gloves for every inspection!] As a supply officer, you now have a responsibility to come up with a solution. My solution: TSA can only inspect as many bags as can be inspected given the limitations supply junkies put on the bag inspectors--keep doing bag inspections until you run out of fresh gloves.

See? Win-win!