When I saw the initial email, I thought all the enhancements mentioned like no blackout dates etc. were for PLATs only and thought, okay, these enhancements for those of us who are consistently brand loyal looked like a nice little gift. I should have known it was too good to be true and the FT community would find the fine print right away.

I know they didn't ask me about the enhancements I would like to see. I wonder who in the world they did ask... random people at the mall?