Then, guess what? I don't believe you really are a restaurant owner, just some trying to pad his post count.

The New York Times once said of the old Ratner's restaurant in New York that the motto of the waiters seemed to be "the customer is rarely right."

This was, of course, satire.

I never believed that there existed someone in the restaurant business who believed "the customer is never right" unless the customer happened to agree with him.