Originally Posted by Jaimito Cartero

Originally Posted by Emily Litella

Emily: "What's all this I'm hearing lately about endangered feces? My goodness, they're not endangered...I just stepped in a pile yesterday!

Jane Curtin: "Ms. Litella, the story we ran was about ENDANGERED SPECIES. Animals that are on the brink of extinction."

Emily: "Oh my, that's something completely different, isn't it?......Nevermind!"


Emily: "What's all this fuss about over saving Soviet Jewelery? The communists have as much right as anyone else to wear diamonds, rubys, sapphires..."

Chevy: "Once again, Ms. Litella, you're mistaken. The issue we reported on was Soviet JEWERY - Jews living in the Soviet Union."

Emily: "Oh my, that's something different all together......Nevermind!"