I'm shortly off to BEG and need to take some dinner plates for the woman who looks after Ms KnifeandFork's flat whilst she isn't there.

Personally, I fail to see any threat posed by eight Royal Doulton plates. I'm concerned that the goons at T5 security might take another view.

I know two bags are allowed these days. I'll take my rollaboard and then maybe an appropriately padded laptop bag. Full of plates.

Am I going to get hassled?