United959, thats too funny, wish I was a member of that elite program....

Remember one Purser from about a decade ago. I had her twice from DEN-ORD then another ORD-DEN about 4 months later.
Shortly after landing she would come on and announce...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, now that the safest part of your journey is completed, please be especially careful while crossing streets and roads here in Chicago." Everytime I land in Chicago, I think about that nice lady and her advice.