ROFL! That were well asked; almost sounds Presidential. If the answer is "no," we get lots of same-topic threads, making it more difficult for those who do search. Sisyphus lives... and might be a moderator somewhere.

OP: Yes, many of us find ExpertFlyer a worthwhile investment with good ROI - if being able to avoid wait lists when upgrading, finding predilect fare availability and award seats, seeing detailed fare rules, etc. is what you seek.