Milton Inn: Sparks, MD
Mrs. mjcewl and I had the pleasure of being guests here recently. This really isn't in the middle of nowhere but it was at least an hour north of Baltimore located in Sparks, MD. The dining room was very elegant, the waiter professional and the food exquisite. Might I recommend the Smoked Salmon Rose to start (a slight zing to a well cooked fish), Apple Saturene and Pork Chop (Almost the best pork chops I've ever had), and don't forget the Wild Mushroom Risotto ^
I might add that we easily spent $150 on the both of us. We asked the waiter to surprise us with a red wine selection and while it was spot on, it was about $20.
What are some of your excellent restaurants in the middle of nowhere?