<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by UNITED959:
That's why it's good to always carry fake vomit. When they're not looking, throw it down and then offer to sleep on the soiled seats. 
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Heck, I'd just really throw up on the seats so the interlopers couldn't sit there.
"FLY THE VOMIT SKIES"