Originally Posted by
globalste
The priority luggage tags are just a comfort for the premium passengers to think their luggage is being handled with mink gloves by semi-pro gymnasts when really its handled by the same monkeys as everyone elses.
Oh no. I always thought the bags were handled by Swedish blondes, and not just any blondes, they were supposed to be virgins as well. Now you´re telling me they´re handled by monkeys.
I haven´t experienced much of a difference. Mostly I feel almost embarrassed when my backpack arrives on the belt with the red tags on them. I always tear them immediately off.