I'm more of a picture person - like if it looks like haute-couture design from the 80's then the room is likely a hot mess. Golden Girls colors are a dead give away.

I've been in high-end rooms where you cant put a suitcase at the foot of the bed and still walk around it.

I find text descriptions to be completely useless. My least favorite is "some rooms include.." like it's going to be a suprise.