This is without a doubt the most ACCURATE trip report on that product that I've ever read.^
Thanks for your excellent insight!

I like the comparison to the "train cabin".

I don't understand the "minibar" concept at all. They give you several bottles of warm liquids and no ice (which you must ask for). If you've to ask for the ice, you may as well ask for the drink you want as well. And in first class they should be bringing the drinks as "full service", anyway, really.
The snacks basket was full of junk that is best left at the check-out aisle in the supermarket. Not upscale. I don't get it.