Living in NYC, I theoretically have options, but why bother???

AA- Fly on WW2 relics from LGA and JFK? No way...
DL- If I was forced to at gunpoint, maybe...
US- Thanks, I'll just walk...

I hope to see a good sized exodus so that my dismal EUA percentages for EWR-IAH go up. Not only is the grass not greener on the other side of the fence, but it's been dead for years and it's covered in crap and discarded appliances...