Originally Posted by
Flaflyer
Lindbergh Crossing mens room are hot beds of terror against the flying public. MSP has adopted a Nevermoreagain attitude.
Once upon a MSP dreary, while I connected, weak and weary,
Creating many a quaint and curious volume of trip report lore,
While I squatted, nearly cr*pping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of a Senator gently tapping, tapping under my chamber door.

What no apologies to Poe?