FWIW, I went back to Fifeteen in London and it was still crap. Aimed clearly at the celebrity gawking market from the home counties. The highlight this time (after being served several very unimaginative wines)

Sommelier: I've got something very imaginative to go with your lamb
Table (in unison): Is it New Zealand Pinot Noir?
Sommelier: Yes, how did you guess.

He is now trying to make a media career for himself....remarkable.