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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 10:50 am
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wildcatlh
 
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Originally Posted by mikeef
Because there's some idiot who thought, "Wow, maybe she really was a terrorist and the underwire bra thing is an excuse. So whatever she had in her shirt is now in her bag, and if I catch a terrorist, I get a kewpie doll. At the very least, for every ten bag searches I do, I get to choose one item from the box of stuff we've confiscated."

Mike
Now now, lets not disparage the TSA unnecessarily here. After all, they've never confiscated anything in their history. Passengers merely voluntarily surrender items that Kippie decides they're not allowed to have, because dammit, one day they're gonna figure out how to hijack an airplane with a shampoo bottle! I mean, c'mon!

(ok, I think I overdid the sarcasm there)
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