I can just imagine the SNL character guys (Roxbury guys), working at the TSA.

First Skit: Hey, that girls looks hot. Let's make here take off her bra. She goes through, and they make a "Beep" noise. So, off she goes to remove the bra. She comes back, and they "Beep" again. This time time they make her take another undergarment. Repeat, like you're playing strip poker with ANS. At the end, have them do their moves, and break the glass divider when they whack their heads into it.