Originally Posted by
MileageAddict
TSA magic flashlight instrcutions:
1. scan ID with magic flashlight
2. pretend you do not see any hologram, hold ID at various angles
3. stare at potential terrorist-passenger for 3 seconds
4. grunt and let them proceed to shoe carnival
Wait, this seems very familiar.
Is this checklist right next to the one for "examining" women pax with underwire bras?