Originally Posted by
MileageAddict
TSA magic flashlight instrcutions:
1. scan ID with magic flashlight
2. pretend you do not see any hologram, hold ID at various angles
3. stare at potential terrorist-passenger for 3 seconds
4. grunt and let them proceed to shoe carnival
Passenger instructions:
1. Try not to laugh, it might get you a retaliatory secondary (especially at AUS).