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How Does The TSA "Magic Flashlight" Work?
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Aug 22, 2008 | 3:21 pm
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TSA magic flashlight instrcutions:
1. scan ID with magic flashlight
2. pretend you do not see any hologram, hold ID at various angles
3. stare at potential terrorist-passenger for 3 seconds
4. grunt and let them proceed to shoe carnival
i'm telling!!!!
-what you just told the public was ssi
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