FlyerTalk Forums - View Single Post - How Does The TSA "Magic Flashlight" Work?
Old Aug 22, 2008 | 3:21 pm
  #7  
goalie
Moderator: Smoking Lounge; FlyerTalk Evangelist
10 Countries Visited
1M
20 Years on Site
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: SFO
Programs: Lifetime (for now) Gold MM, HH Gold, Giving Tootsie Pops to UA employees, & a retired hockey goalie
Posts: 29,074
Originally Posted by MileageAddict
TSA magic flashlight instrcutions:

1. scan ID with magic flashlight
2. pretend you do not see any hologram, hold ID at various angles
3. stare at potential terrorist-passenger for 3 seconds
4. grunt and let them proceed to shoe carnival
i'm telling!!!!-what you just told the public was ssi
goalie is offline