Well grandson, back in the day, we had these things called planes that got a person from point a to b where alot of people were crammed together and folks were always fighting to get on the plane first. People thought they were better than others if they could sit in front of the plane.

Some of the crazy people would make an extra stop or 2 before they got to their destination so it would take longer. Alot of people made trips on these planes for no reason at all. They would go somewhere and come right back. People stayed away from home for days on business trips. They also left home for days to go on this thing called vacation. They stayed in hotels where they charged you an arm and a leg for these little drinks and snacks they had in a small refrigerator. People even switched from one hotel to another every night so they could move their stuff. These people were crazy.
They even spent most of the time awake at this website called....let me think here....flyertalk.com....you know the site that eventually became teleporter.com.

But grandpa, didn't they have cosmic teleporters back then?